Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

King Arthur: Run Away!

Villager: She turned me into a newt!

King of Swamp Castle: One day lad, all this will be yours.

Prince Herbert: What, the Curtains?

Head Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say ... Ni!

Woman: Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!

Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

Knight with keen interest in swallows: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Bridge keeper: What... is your favorite color?

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!

Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

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